my little plan to colonize earth

EARN A COLONY

BREAK OTHER’S DEFENSES

LEARN THAT LIFE CAN’T FULFILL YOU

REVEL IN POWER

BE WEAK

GIVE JOBS AND TITLES TO PEOPLE

KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE BEST

EXPAND DOMAIN

GET PEOPLE TO LIKE YOUR EMPIRE

NAME YOUR EMPIRE “THE DONUT LIKERS”

ESTABLISH IMPORTANCE THROUGHOUT COLONY

REVEL IN UNKNOWANCE

MAYBE INVENT RULES??

ESTABLISH FORTS

DIE OF OLD AGE

GET PEOPLE TO FETCH DONUTS FOR YOU